Three cheers for the red, white, and bloopers . . . A US treasury of gaffes, goofs, and weird White House trivia!  If they advertised the job opening for President of the United States, the ad would be pretty short. The only basic requirements are to be a natural-born American citizen and at least thirty-five years old. Now you can learn about some of the successful applicants in this special âChief Executiveâ edition of Uncle Johnâs Bathroom Reader!  Weâve dug up the most compelling and confounding dirt . . . er . . . statistics on these otherwise ordinary men who achieved great power. Which ones used it wisely? Which ones squandered it? And which ones would have rather been fishing? Youâll get an up-close and personal look at each Oval Officer. From the birth of the country to modern-day yuks, Uncle Johnâs Bathroom Reader Plunges into the Presidency is packed with more than 300 pages of amusing anecdotes, little-known history, fun quizzes, and more! Read about . . .  * Fordâs famous fall and other presidential gaffes * White House ghosts * Homer Simpson takes on the presidency * Ails of the chiefs * Was President Buchanan gay? * Chief Executive Culinary Delights * Mr. President at the bat * Prezzy lols (âIf I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?â âAbraham Lincoln) and much, much more!