In the event of my untimely death, please burn this unread. No, donât DO it! Primâs alive (though the dashing Roderick is, alas, no more). Sheâs sixteen. Sheâs trying to make sense of her mumâs diaries. She is trying desperately to make Joel be friends with her again, but heâs all friends with Karen (aka the devil) now, and Primâs found a boy called Robb-with-two-bees, and then thereâs Steve the Goblin, and her dadâs getting together with youâll-never-guess-who, and as for whatâs going on with Ciara and Syzmon ⦠Everythingâs a little imperfect. Desperately funny. Desperately touching. The final instalment in the trilogy of diaries from Primrose Leary. This diary-style novel is a real treat for fans of Sarah Webb, Anna Carey and Louise Rennison. Funny, smart and touching young adult fiction from an exciting writer with a fresh voice.